i wonder what they're doing when im singing myself to sleep.

Saturday, August 30, 2008

actually studying starts tomorrow. im eating with guitar friends number 1 and 2 then we're gonna study. or at least i am. guitar friend number 1 said that studying sessions should start on monday instead. mmm i'll see how. ._.

anyway i haven't explained the other half about myself so im going to explain all the stuff i like. Im a going to be 14 year old on 1st november female. i like chocolate and chocolate milk. i like a variety of food such as takopachis, tori-q, potatoes, chips, chocolate, biscuits.erm anything like that. BUT i don't like seafood which includes fish, prawn, octopus, crab, shark, abalone, err shells, clams blah all that. i don't like sushi too except for the one with cucumber and unagi.

you know why i only eat unagi, cause long ago my sis said that she was allergic to all that seafood so i copied her then ended up i never ate anything else. then she only eat unagi so i also only like unagi and i still do.

thats all about food :D i also don't like mooncakes, and brocolli, i used to hate mushrooms but im fine with them now. i like meepok, prawn mee(amazingly without the prawn. so prawn is changed to beef) i like sweets with chocolate in them or simply sweets. and roti prata too. yeah you get the idea. :D

anyway i also like swimming and i play the guitar. i also like science cause its like logic and im a logically sound person. i like maths cause its also logical. i don't really like english/chinese i mean if you know how to speak it already whats the point of learning all those cheeem words. i also like puregeog and history and a bit of designing. i have a dream to join the gaming industry in future cause java/c++ and all is also very logical and it forms the game.

im a swimmer and im taking up lifesaving courses so that in future after olvls i can go and work at wildwildwet. so you'll probably see me. and anyway im in st nicks, 2unity :D im not a idoliser but i only like one guy called changmin who'se in DBSK. only like him and currently there's a third party which pisses me off D: we have a korean plan to go to korea after olvls too. (we plan that far ahead. from after EOYS to after olvls) but its good to plan for your future. at least i do know what i want to do in the future and after i earn lots im going to go to those poorer countries then help them. thats why i was the CEO in ikayea.

LASTLY, im also a bit mentally retarded and crazy and you'll figure that out when you read older/newer posts. im a bit thick skin but its meant to be a joke and its probably not true D: im a catholic. and i like to jump and hit the tag which says 2unity above our class. i think i can jump pretty high and i like volleyball too. anyway i don't really enjoy watching movies. seriously i won't be able to sleep. i only like those comedy romance/comedy kind. only that. the rest are all scary and being in a cinema is pretty useless cause:
1)you can always find the movie somewhere on the net
2)in case of fire, no electricity, = no exit = die?
3)in case of power breakout everyone will go crazy.
4)a lot of sex has happened in cinemas and i heard people telling me about their cinema sex story.
5)want to sleep also cannot sleep properly
6)freaking cold. im scared of the cold. i like the sun it makes my hair golden.
7)sitting there for super long = ass pain.
thats about it. and you can't even block out the noise and all.
so now i'll introduce my friends in a proper and fuller way since i bet everyone reading doesn'tknow who is guitarfriend 1 and 2. and etc.

THE C/crazypartner/thickerskin/bestfriend
mmm i think i mentioned a lot about her already. just read older posts.

The P/ahguashit/zebrajacket/guitardisciple/CEO'sassistant/debtor/cookiemonster no something/pineapple
she is also mentioned enough. she's very funny and cute. she took 1hour to learn one song on my guitar. coolios. but she can play a clapping game very well. she thinks i owe her a lot of money but actually she owes me a lot of money. she's gonna work in my gaming company one day and she's also learning the guitar from me. her ex-favourite word is ahgua and she calls everyone that. lols. and about being the cookie-monster you can find out in the older posts. pineapple will be revealed further down. she can't seem to differentiate between the words tickle and ticklish. one's a verb and one is a feeling. ._. or adjective.

The B/cookiemonster no something/crazy woman/evenmoreahgua
haha im not anti-her cause she does not suan me. she only suans my disciple. so she's retarded and sometimes her brain is like at her ass. ._. but she can be very smart sometimes.

The W/guitarfriend1/cookiemonster no something/lovely view my blog every day girl/my client
she has really nice legs and we too like to suan the P. she is very funny. haha and she likes to laugh easily. im sure one day i can beat her in guitar. she also became my client in ikea.

guitarfriend2
she is guitarfriend1's goodgoodgoodgoodgoodgood friend. they last year were both in the same class and apparently she's very funny too. she's very nice, like guitarfriend1.

wong/kangaroo/jumpy
she's very funny and she can jump higher than me. ._.

the S/thirdparty/ex sitting partner
she's ancient. her name is shakespeare. only i'll say her name cause its quite unbelievable. and someone so old is fighting with me for my changminnn? D: she also used to sit with me. thats how we all became friends. :D but i think i scared her. cause i went crazy. and she thinks im mad cause i ran out during malay. ._.

fellow PE leader
she's the other PE leader. im one and she's two. and she is a bit crazy too. she can't seem to paint for nuts and she likes to sing. anyway i have been a PE leader since P5. amazing.

learning lab friend/badminton player
she's my learning lab friend. also in my class. she apparently is going to withdraw. im so dead. im just going to rot inside. damn. and she also plays badminton with me and the P although she sucks at it. the shuttlecock can disappear one.

sitting partner/laogong
she's my current sitting partner but we're gonna change seats next week so she's gonna be ex-sitting partner number 2. she likes to eat the chips that i bring and she's very cute. she also helped me a lot since during exams such as chinese paper i always can't seem to complete it cause i'll always be stuck on some questions but then when i sit beside her then when she turn the page then i'll also turn. thats why my chinese improved. :D

dew
seriously that's her real name. she looks like one too. anyway she is small like a dew. i think parents shouldn't name their kids names such as mini and dew and all cause their kids turn out to be kind of small. she's also my foolscap provider. we enjoy blocking the P's way to her seat together.

meimei
lols. she's my laogong's second wife. amazing she's a bit crazy too. she'll stare at me then keep staring even when i turn. siaosiao one. then no reason call us in the seductive tone. she sits behind us. ._. damn gaaay. =x

sa
its just a nickname. she's also crazy. apparently my whole class seems to be crazy. but she's very cute too. :D

jjsquare
erm she's my boss and my parent's letter forger. she's my boss cause she helps me write all my excuse letters. she likes hair and she looks at people's hair and obviously her hair is equally cool.

scarypeoplenumber1 and scarypeoplenumber2 and awesome
im a bit scared of them. ._. they seem crazy. awesome is nice.

ah-ong/combing hair girl/number21
you see im number 20 and she's 21. and then later there's a 19 im going to talk about. we three are the latest in the class. i live at 171 then she lives at 175 and 19 lives at 170 i think. quite funny cause we're always late and sometimes we three would meet at the zebra crossing if lucky. lols. she pisses me off sometimes and she likes tissue paper and combing her hair. apparently she is pretty explosive and produces a lot of sweat glands.

number 19/tomato
its a thing between the P aka pineapple, the J aka me aka banana aka cucumber and 19 aka tomato. haha. we made it up during volleyball. anyway 19 is the latest in class sometimes earlier than me but most of the time later. i usually see her at my void deck if i leave at 7.30 of my house clock. which is 15 mins fast.

CTC and chow
CTC is my form teacher and chow is her sidekick. they teach me maths. and chow is going to continue studying his teaching. he's quite nice sometimes. and apparently third party is always the third party. she caught them in a scene in the staff room when chow was trying to button CTC's cannot button button. seems funny. they're quite suitable.

libarians
these include the trio which are re, hm and jy.
re is retarded. her name says it already the first 2 letters. hm is also retarded. although her name doesn't say it she is. she likes to laugh and play with my rubriks cube. only jy is not retarded. she helped me with my yuedujicheng in term one. and she gave me a free pen. so she's not retarded.

9gamblers
these are the people who last year whole day come my house and gamble and play black jack. and all. we went crazy and screamed a lot. they include the gymnasts and the tracker. err i think 4gymnasts, one tracker and one hockey player sometimes and err i don't know. just that we like to play.

the adicts
this includes my sexayyee people :D bendadict, suckadict(the C), whackadict, loseadict,keanadict and me smackadict. haha. we were beans one. it was small bean, hot bean, cute bean and sexy bean i think.

WT
she taught me many tricks and is in alliance with HL. me and the C like to go against her. :D and we also like to play marco polo at the playground last year.

HL
HL is very nice she's in alliance with WT. we all play marco polo.

infocomm girl/my graphics designer
she also plays with us marco polo. she's gonna work in my company next time. and i do want to go infocomm D: and she haven't game me the link. rah.

ticktock
the girl with the nice rhyming name.

redhotchillipeppers/night buddy
we always talk at night and she's very nice.

jolynn2
im jolene1. she's night buddy's good friend and she's also very nice.

jolene3
same name as me, also very nice.

calculator phone person
we use the calculator and call each other. funnaye.

sexy voice person
she is sitting partner's good friend and she has a very nice accent.

choobz/emokia/MHO
6purity nice people. choobz is cute and emokia is emo and MHO is also cute.

ahma
she's very nice.

marker
she has a green pencilcase full of markers. she's very nice.

sexy and pretty
they are very sexy and pretty. haha. they're cousins and in my church. we named all the gays.(below) i call them pretty and sexy cause always after CSP we would change our shirt which states(i was naked) so we would change and then they wear all very nice clothes and pretty has a very nice bag from some shop i forgot and a very nice mango jacket from sexy. then i always say eh you very pretty leh. and pretty is one of the gamblers. she's my p1 friend too.

ekjl
she's my P1 friend. she's very nice. and i like her initials. we made a lot of codes for mean teachers.

tuition friend1/tuition friend2
tuition friend1 has a cool ipod and she's in my church too. she has been my friend since kindergarden. tuition friend 2 is also in my church and she's crazy. and apparently she's very nice. :D they're all nice. but no more tuition already.

QX/habbogirl
she's very mean to me. but she makes me laugh. she made me go crazy that day cause i went to her class then i wanted to ask her to treat me to a free pen refill then she started pushing me and asking me why i was so short and that pretty had grown taller. then i almost went mad. damn funny. and she likes to tickle me then everytime we walk past each other will keep watching one. ._.

nike
he's my dog's REAL NAME. and he's gay cause he has only one ball. LOL. seriously.

gay number1,gaynumber2,gaynumber3, gaynumber4, gaynumber5, gaynumber6, gaynumber7
erm named by ekjl, pretty and sexy in ranks. gaynumber one is seriously has a super gay voice, gaynumber 2 is just simply gay. gay number 3 is slighty gay, gaynumber4 is not very gay. gay number 5 is gaynumber 1's cousin so is obviously gay. gay number 6 became a gay cause he played with gay number 3 and 4. gay number 7 hugged gay number 1 so he became officially gay. and they bug us. ._.

jay
he's my maple friend which we have been in touch with for pretty long :D he sounds gay too cause his name rhymes with gay. and he should be honored that he's written here.
did i miss anyone out?

Friday, August 29, 2008

today again. i call today the last slack day before we start studying for EOYS then the first day after the end of EOYS will be start of slack day again. and we already made a whole list of what and where we'll be going to party everyday. but now during the holidays we are gonna study so hard such that when we go ice skating we're also skating and studying. LOL.

and today i went to ikea and its pronounced as iiiiii-kaayy-eeee-aaa. kind of retarded of course. :D cause we did many many many lame stuff such as sitting on swings, lying on the floor, lying and sitting on tortoises, sliding down a children's slide, crawling through holes, acted as a CEO, used a fake computer, sat on expensive chairs, jammed on a fake dj set, tried hiding behind a transclucent black curtain, rode in a trolley, found a 50cents flowervase, almost bought a cactus, drank heineken, ate lime jelly, and meatballs, and also took a lot of photossss :D but apparently my phone is spoilt so i think someone in my class which sat on my left in home econs and is going to buy a new guitar tomorrow is uploading them on her blog. i'll go and find it.

anyway there was this funny part where there was a room which looked like miss gweeeee's house. in case you don't know her, she's a teacher who has pleasantly curled hair, rounded golden glasses, quite big eyes, a funny mouth, and an ability to sew very well, and is also reactive to people being late. so there was this room that had a flowery bed that suited her quite well, and there was a sewing machine! and then there was a small tea-time area which was hidden by curtains. so we went in that small area and wanted to scare the next person who went in.

but unfortunately no one noticed that small curtained area so they decided to scare me. so i went out and then suddenly went in and we would scream. and it was quite hilarious cause in the end i screamed really loud.

and then there was another part when i was a CEO. then there was a computer which has an even better keyboard (which would probably allow me to type faster than on this keyboard) so friend who had a zebra jacket was my assistant and guitar friend was the client. haha and i asked her to sign my geog textbook ._. then assistant offered us cigarettes which were the flower aroma thing and i was busily typing on the unusable computer.

then we went crazy in a children's room where there were bouncy and big tortoises so we lay on them and went rolling around on the floor and started camwhoring until people came so we ran to the slide and soon people also came. so we claimed that we were like mannequins and yup :D [attractive ;)]

and i can't remember what else but it was quite fun and i bought candles and a pillow. which is green. like mss gweee :D msgwee is green. somehow it just rhymes. but she's not green. green is for changmin! and we're gonna print pictures on them and third party won't have one haha and i can see changmin's face everydayyyy :D

and we say after o'lvls were all going to korea. amazing. third party is going to be there ._. tension. and third party just logged in with changmin's cute puffed up face as dp. [jealous.]

okay ANYWAY after ikayea we went to GIANTS and it was quite fun cause they let us test their rollerblades but it ended up as in that small area only and the manager looked freaking pissed cause it was obvious we weren't going to buy then after quite some time he was like "your test enough already or not". soyeah. i mean i don't blame him. its like being a GM then got hacker obviously i will go and say "you have enough already or not?" then after that he sure will get banned. so same logic.

so nevermind we went to the BALLS section [no horninesss :D] and then we played volleyball and two balls disappeared at the top of the shelfs and we gave up so we went home again and sat on 58. it was shorter coming back somehow. when we were going there it was super long and we tried sleeping but failed to do so. then we also played games. so thats what we did on our way back until our 7 seats from going there became 3seats in coming back. so we were squashed and we decided to go and take a 76 since it was a double decker but then it was equally crowded so we ended up from 3seats becoming 0 seats and we stood on the top deck until some one left and then we got our 3seats back then we sat and crapped and talked about our debts. and i'll proclaim that zebra jacket girl owes me $3 from ikea incase she forgets and that she owes me 2treats. one for keeping her books at my house and one for keeping her pillows at my house.

and 1square foot in my house is equal to 20cents a day. lols. want to keep your stuff? :D
<3

Thursday, August 28, 2008

HAHA IM IN MY SCHOOL COMP LAB NOW APPARENTLY FOR HOME ECONS but we're having to do some project then now we're like almost done so got free time :D and im amazed by how many people do actually read this until the end cause i thought they're maybe too long and then you don't bother to read till the end like what I do.

and thank you to the people on my left left left and left. :D

And plus everyone else who have been reading! so today was quite similar to my other days. I seldom meet my C often now but we still laugh during assemblys :D So totday's conversation went like that.
ME: bye truth!
C: bye! hhaahahha.

okay it was very funny but i forgot the earlier part what we said then got one teacher after that say who's laughing. And the teacher's day celebration just got postponed to don't know what and don't know when so I'm bored and this computer sucks so I can only blog like that so this post is gonna be super long so perservere through :D

and yesterday I watched some suju show called EHB but some parts got kind of boring but then some parts very funny but i still like changmin :D and this keyboard is not bad cause i can type quite fast on this but my home keyboard is faster and my hands are freezing cause there's this aircon on top that keeps blowing and blowing and they're killing the earth if they didn't know so last week when we came here I offed it but now its still on and im freezing to even go to the teacher to off this.

and today is teacher's day! happy teacher's day to you. remember to wish your teacher happy teacher's day cause being a teacher sure is gonna be hard unless you're well liked by your students. I know that CTC worked very hard all this while except she doesn't understand us okay nevermidn about her.

and my guitar friend who is sitting on my direct left is going to buy a new guitar. mine used to be the most ex in the whole class so i hope she doesn't get a more expensive one :D

and i just read that last paragraph out but she didn't laugh like she always did so. am i losing my sense of humour too? ._.

and CTC just came in to say who is going for remedial. i just got back my bad testpaper which looked really bad cause there was more red on it then white and its quite sad cause thats my worst maths paper. i just switched off the aircon and its getting warmer but my hands are still freezing like woah and when im cold i think i turn purple. like my veins all go purple for some unknown reason.

i only like changmin and im not interested in korea or korean.maybe one day changmin would come to singapore or something. and im going to austrailia at the end of the year and i still cannot seem to spell that country. is it austrailia or australia or what. ._.

and now its only 9.51 and im bored. so maybe i'll go and play solitaire. but im wondering if it would lag in here. and wenting is done blogging but im still blogging and i just came back from the toilet and only 6mins passed? amazing. ._.
i go play soilitaire now bye :D

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

lols my friend says that learning to actually make your own computer game and the programming the whole thing such that it is as big as maplestory that kind will take forever if you don't work in a team. i can't programme it myself? D:

anyway i realised i haven't been posting for long and i just realised that i give up easily so this time i can't give up but im halfway in doing so D:

and apparently my dog thinks im his girlfriend or something ._. and will i ever be able to complete it in 3years? maybe i should go and finish that girl's birthday movie first :D bye =x

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

WEEE i compiled some home remedies for oily skin ._. from different websites :D thanks for viewing!
1. Yoghurt - Mix one tablespoon yoghurt with fuller's earth and apply. Yoghurt itself can be applied o the face. It helps to soften the skin and restores the natural acid mantle

2. Aloe vera - This wonder plant of the household is the best at absorbing skin oils. Slice open a leaf and smear the gel on your face 3 times a day. Let it dry. Or you can also keep a small amount of gel in the refrigerator during the summers for a refreshing face-lift.

3. Honey - Mix half teaspoon honey with egg white and one teaspoon lemon juice. Add fuller's earth or brewer's yeast powder. Mix into a paste and apply. Remove after 20 minutes with water.

4. Limes and Cucumbers - Citrus fruits and vegetables refresh our skin thereby reducing the oils. To get these benefits, mix 1/2 teaspoon lime juice with an equal amount of cucumber juice. Apply to your face a few minutes before showering.

5. Egg Yolk - A quick remedy to remove oil shine asks for one of the simplest foods: the egg. This egg yolk mask removes the excessive oils from your skin. Now apply the egg yolk with a cotton ball to oily spots and leave this on your face for 15 minutes. Then rinse with cold water.

6. Almonds and Honey - Make a paste of a small amount of ground almonds with honey and apply as a facial scrub for removing oils and dead skin cells. Now gently massage this paste on your face with a hot washcloth. Finally, rinse with cold water.

7. Papaya - Make a pulp of raw papaya and apply. Papaya has a cleansing action, softening dead skin cells and aiding their removal.

8. Apples - For a homemade oil-ridding facial, mix 1/2 cup mashed apple, 1/2 cup cooked oatmeal, 1 slightly beaten egg white and 1 tablespoon lemon juice into a smooth paste and apply to your face for at least 15 minutes. Then rinse with cold water.

9. Salt - This is the best gift the sea could give to those with oily skin. Place tepid water into a small spray bottle and add 1 teaspoon salt to it. Now close your eyes and imagine yourself at the seashore. Squirt some of this salt spray on your face at least once a day and blot dry.

10. Vinegar - The best way to exfoliate your oily skin is to apply white or apple cedar vinegar using a cotton ball before bedtime. Leave it on your face for 5-10 minutes and then rinse off with cold water. Use this remedy for 3 weeks to observe positive changes in your skin.

WARNING: If you have a super-sensitive skin, then dilute vinegar with 4 parts water. For a summertime treat, chill the vinegar or freeze it into ice cubes and apply as a cooling facial.

11. Cornstarch - Mix 1 to 3 tablespoons cornstarch with warm water to make a smooth paste. Now rub the paste on your face and let it dry. Then shower or rinse off with lukewarm water in the sink. For best results, try this once a day.

12. Baking Soda - Add 1/2 teaspoon of Baking Soda to your liquid soap and rub very gently onto oily areas such as nose or chin. This will help you to get rid of blackheads as well as oil. Now rinse with cold water.

13. Lemons - Take equal parts of lemon juice and water and mix them well. Pat the dilute on your face and let it dry. First, rinse with warm water and then with cold water for a refreshing treat.

14. Eau de cologne - If your skin is excessively oily, mix in a few drops of eau de cologne. This not only helps keep oiliness away but also helps in refining the pores of the skin by acting as astringent, thereby preventing acne.

15. Cucumber - To prevent the problem of your makeup becoming patchy either on the forehead, chin or nose due to excessive oiliness in these areas, apply a little cucumber juice on the excessively oily parts of your face, dry thoroughly and then apply your makeup.

Monday, August 25, 2008

gargh. ._. ddddddddddddddddddddddddd.
thanks to everyone there who commented :D and viewed :D
and gosh i got a bio test tomorrow so time to cram it all in me again. when i got my first pay i'll treat y'all to mudpie! lols. :D <3<3

mud pie indeed is chocolate pie cause chocolate is actually mud in colour so it becomes mud pie and therefore they don't put a strawberry sauce on top.
oh well. ._. im neutral now. i realised that i go happy and pissed easily ._. sometimes i wonder if i'll ever be successful at anything. =/ and everyone's probably wondering why i said if i'll ever be successful at anything. cause there's a list of stuff which ihave been failing to do. such as:

- making my boots shine. i've been polishing them in last years holiday for like 2whole days ._. so now i gave up. its sad.

- improving my eyesight. garghh.

- sleeping early.

- getting my _______________ =x=x

- saving at least 10dollars a week.

- nuffnang? im wondering if im failing at it cause apparently very little people view D:

and now i want to make my game. as in a real computer game like maplestory. i've got the whole game line and all but i need to learn java and thats almost hard. and cause i don't really know where i can possibly learn it but for html you can learn it by like from people's layout html. then java is probably like much more difficult but i'll try. cause the whole game line is really good but i just wonder sometimes =x.

and now nuffnang i made some friends. some people are really nice. :) and i can't believe i donated altogether $4 away today ._. but im sure if i succeed in my computer game then i'll be rich then i'll help people :) and since i always wanted to be a gm(gamemaster) or those kind of stuff im sure i'll enjoy it.

i was thinking if i could go down to pcbunk and ask one gm to help me and coach me about java. =x i wonder. again ._. and this face is still the sexiest face. and i can't help but like changmin. dang. i should remove him. after all he's in korea I'll never get him and he can't even speak english. and i don't think i'll go and learn korean for a guy. ._.

there's nice and irritating people. but most is nice so thats good. some people look bad outside but they're actually quite nice. then some are straightforward nice while some are just simply super mean. ._. oh well nevermind asking questions did not kill thomas edison anyway. must have resilience LOL :D

and resilience reminds me of today in class where we had to do for CME and resilience thing. so in the end we acted out jaejoong's story of resilience and that's kind of funny cause i didn't know jaejoong was actually tone-deaf then he still become so pro. coolios to him :D but changmin. gargh. ._.

anyway since you read until here you gotta view my blog everyday cause you're special to read till here :)

Sunday, August 24, 2008

weeehaaa baby im almost done. IM GONNA WIN THE MOST POPULAR BLOG AWARD OR SOMETHING :D okay im going to continue. :D haven't done the sidebar panel and stufffffff =x :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD YAY

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Link Me!

Do link me up! Just copy and paste these codes in your html template :D





























Thanks! :D

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

half done. can't seem to get rid of the black space there > ._.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

wtf im pissed. ._.

i dreamt i was drinking the birdnest can drink last night. and the birdnest or so called birdnest was long and white and it looked like an elastic white band. =x

and im still pissed. D:

Sunday, August 10, 2008

I got a quiz! from linjian.

Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real places, names or objects. You CAN'T use your own name for the boy/girl question. Tag 5 people to do this. And have a nice time! (:

Jolene Hazel
1) 4 Letter word
jump, ... ._. (stuck.)

2) Boy's name
Jay, Jack, Joel, James, Juffy, Jsjdlakjp, JAHHH, JOONK, JONG, ._.


3) Jessica, Jane, Jenifer, Jamelia, Jenny, a lot more ._.

4) Occupation
Joygiver :D, Joker, Janister, Jay's friend

5) A colour
Jreen, Jurple, Jlue, Jink, Jed, jay's colour

6) Something you wear
Jumpers :D, jay's shoes

7) Food
Jocolate? ._. JAY D:

8) Something found in the bathroom

9) A place
Jay's house, Jupiter,
10) Reason to being late
Jay jumping jon jhe joad jave jme ja jhock.

Tag 5:
Jay
ERRR.
Snoopy
Woody
Simspons
...
MIN :D
GO PLAY RIDDLE SCHOOL 3 AT THE INTERACTIVE COLUMN. damn fun. here's the walkthrough but do try first before cheating ;)

Click the globe twice near Mr Soggy's table and get a chewing gum.
Pick up a ruler on the classroom table.
Combine the ruler with the chewing gum. Use the combination together with the airvent and you will get a rubber band.
Shoot the rubber band onto Mr Soggy's glasses. Get the glasses.You can leave now.
Pick up a penny you see on the floor outside Mr Soggy class.

Go to the library and give Mr Soggy's glasses to the librarian and you'll get a free bookmark.

Combine a bookmark together with the chewing gum on the ruler.

On left,Go to male toilet door and get a toilet paper. Put inside the toilet bowl and flush it with a flusher.

There's a penny outside female toilet.

Head to the supply closet and use the ruler and bookmark combination to reach a dime on top of the bookshelf.

Another penny near the staircase to your left.

Go up the stairs and move to your left.A penny seen on the floor again outside Mrs Flask room.

Click to the right twice and go to Janitor's closet. A quarter coin is found under the chair.

Walk back and talk to a person stuck inside the red locker.

Move to your right again and get a penny on the floor.Open your yellow locker and reach for another penny(nickel).

Go downstairs and talk to a person in teachers' lounge. "ask about Richy..."

After short conversation, get a penny(nickel) from second drawer. You should have fifty cents already.

Click left arrow twice and go to Miss Count's room.A button is hidden inside monkey dolls near Miss Count's table. Its obvious. Pick it up.

Go upstairs again and turn to your left.Open the door of Mrs Flask room. Use the button together with the small hole of button-making machine and you will get a "science rocks" button. Get it.

Leave outside and head to Mrs Oddverb's room which is on the right end.Pick up the small note on the blue table.
Password combination is blobbles 53788078. (for the red locker which someone is trapped inside.)

Give the button to Richy found inside Mrs Oddverb's room.You will get extra penny for it.

Go to lunch room downstairs and talk to Mrs Munch. She will give you a pudding.

Hand it over to Chubb.After that, head to the office door where Chubb was leaning at.

Talk to Mrs Mooses. "Sent to see Mr Potato.." and then "I'm awesome"
You will get to retrieve a key secretly from the counselor Mr Potato.

Finally, you can leave right out of school. Happy you go!

Its funny cause there're like parts where they show retarded posters such as "carrots are people too" and like erm this mr green who'se classroom is all green and there's this poster which says "The letter green is nicer than the colour six" lols. :D and then there's a guy at the lunch room called greg who has been sleeping for eight years and a teacher who hate monkeys but her room is full of monkeys. so yup really fun game :D

DO CLICK AND EXPLORE YOURSELF. IMMA SURE YOU'LL LAUGH :D

<3 snips & scissors

Friday, August 8, 2008

FINE IM BACK. ITS PROCRASTINATING. it means like waiting, dragging etcetc. okay i got the word it'll be my phrase book word when msmohana calls us!

anyway i like this test.
coped from wenting who coped from shakes;


001. What’s the connection between you and the last person that called you?
erm. missed calls counted?
my house was the last miss call and audrey was the second last =x my house is where i live in and interact with every day and audrey is my really awesome friend =x

002. Do you ever turn your cell phone off?
Nope, it runs out of battery and shuts down.

003. What happened at 10.00am today?
standing at ave2 outside school celebrating national day and singing songs.

004. When did you last cry?
yesterday.

005. What is your favourite thing to eat with peanut butter?
jollibean's pancakes. or bread + jam too. :D

006. What do you want in your life right now?
my ability to talk =x and to find where it is :(

007. Do you carry an umbrella when it rains, or just put up your hood?
if i have a hood i use it. i don't use umbrella's they're big, except for today when i thought it would be really hot and i didn't want a tan so i brought it. i walk if not i pray and im always lucky so the rain will somehow stop. im that lucky.

008. What’s your favourite thing to have on your bed?
BEDBUGS. hahaha. kidding =x my small, medium and large bolsters, my small and big pillows and my blankets.

009. What bottom are you wearing right now?
erm. this is grammatically an incorrect phrasing? =x im wearing FBT's

010. What does the nicest thing in your inbox say?
which inbox. handphone or mail? in my handphone it says "i will say iloveyou haha then you will get even more shocked and die 3secs faster :D lols." =x=x=x=x=x my email says "you have just been registered! congrats!"

011. Do you tend to make a relationship complicated?
No. but if im in one i think i will automatically make it complicated cause i am that kind of picky person =x but i won't want to be in one anyway. im gonna live in my own house in my own place and anyway im probably gonna die at 21.

012. Are you wearing anything borrowed from someone?
there's this donut shirt borrowed from my cousin but i haven't worn it since that day when i desperately needed a shirt at the last-minute called up sleepover at my grandma's house and im returning it tomorrow as im gonna see them :D and we're gonna play like mad again like we always do ._.

013. What was the last movie you caught?
Don't mention movies i can't stand them. i don't like the fact of being cooped up in a cinema and if there's a fire you can't run and its so dark and they boom the noise so freaking loudly and you can't even sleep and your eyes has to watch the screen as its so big. my last movie was madeofhonours with pearlyn and friends i think. as in im sure of the movie but the people are not so sure. but i don't like movies.

014. What are you proud of?
my voice, my art(abit), my classroom deco, my country, my friends, my blog, my friendster, my photos, my phone, my maple characters, my maple friends, my everything that i have. im grateful for all that i have so yup. :D

015. What does the oldest text message in you inbox say?
erm sorry my phone has just ran out of battery again can't check. or maybe cause my phone's in the room and im lazy to walk but the last time i used it it was running out of battery. and im only at question 15? wtf. there's like 85 more to go. ._.

016. What saw the last song you sang out loud?
you are my sunshine at united square-mrt underpass with woons, drey, shakes.

017. Do you have any nickname?
snipsandscissors, jo, hazel, siaozhabor,aqua shit.

018. What does your last received text msg say?
erm im not sure. i think its "9-------- had called you 3times while you were not available. This is a message from Singtel"

019. What time did you go to bed last night?
11.30pm

020. Are you currently happy?
Neutral. =x quite sleepy. but im always like that. =x

021. Who gives you best advice?
jesus.

022. Do you eat whipped cream straight from the can?
yes but my mum always says no so she doesn't buy it anymore but i used to eat it from the can.

023. Who did you talk on the phone last night?
i don't talk on the phone at night anymore. unless it was holiday. the very last person on phone i talked to was crystal which was at night.

024. Is there anything that’s bugging you right now?
yes. for example my ahem is itchy. qianyi knows where.

025. What/who was the last thing/person to make you laugh?
i think it was just now then outside the hello kitty shop and we made that writing board THIS IS REALLY GROSS or something like that.

026. Do you where toe socks?
no i only wear school socks and have a sock pencilcase. no others.

027. Who was the last person you missed a call from?
HOME. i was finding my phone.

028. Have you ever had your heart broken?
yes.

029. What annoys you most in a person?
when no one loves me D: and never cares.

030. Do you have a crush on anyone?
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... yes? but its kind of far away.

031. Have you ever done cocaine?
isn't cocaine coffee? i like coffee but i seriously don't know what's cocaine. oh caffeine is coffe. =x

032. What is the colour of you room?
beige, yellow, orange. cause one wall was actually painted orange originally which is hidden by my cupboard and then we painted the other wall yellow then it ran out so we used beige paint leftover from my mum's room.

033. Would you kill someone for a million dollars?
no. thats murdering and im a good person cause we must learn to forgive and im not that greedy even though im thick skinned.

034. Do you believe in the saying “talk in cheap”?
what does it mean. talking is not even bought. but i wish i could get my sense of talk. talking is definitely not cheap. i would pay a million dollars to get my sense of natural talk. =x

035. Who was the last person to lie in your bed?
me. i almost slept until i told myself I HAVE TO WAKE UP.

036. Who was the last person to hug you?
i think kengyi. who said i was cute with my plaits. i don't really hug. im a sucker, i am just a siaozhabor ._.

037. Did anyone see the last person you kiss?
yes. crystal =x

038. Do you have a life?before and after school.
erm. yeah im still living. does going around doing retarded stuff considered having a life. maybe sometimes i dont have a life cause i do follow other's decision and all and i still don't understand this life phrase ho hum.

039. Have you ever think someone died, when they really didn’t?
yeah i thought maybe my grandma could possibly only be in coma then when they wake up they would knock on the coffin or something but they were probably already burried so they'll eventually die D:

040. What is the reason behind your profile song?
whats a profile song ._. 60more to go. wtf.

041. Who was the last person you saw in your dream?
this guy who was the judge in the national day class deco. he was an angmoh.

042. Last time you smiled?
today.

043. Have you changed this year?
yes.

044. What are you listening to right now?
start of olympic games celebration from the tv.

045. Are you talking to someone while doing this?
no.

046. Do you walk with your eyes open or close?
i can walk with them close when they're pain and all.

047. Is there a quote you live by?
Hakuna Matata? but i don't really live by it. how about "hate the sin, but love the sinner" ahh thats more of what i live by ._.

048. Do you want someone you can’t have?
yes. and he's far away like i said. actually in singapore though, but far away on the green line.

049. Have you ever played an instrument?
yes i used to play the piano now i play the guitar.

052. What were you doing last night at 11pm?
making the video.

053. Are you happy with your love life right now?
no. ._.

054. What song describe you love life?
hey there delilah by plain white tees.

055. What always make you laugh?
things that are funny to me but other people don't laugh at somehow ._.

056. Do you speak other language other than English?
chinese? dutch. a bit =x

057. Are you blond?
I WANT TO BE. im golden -.- under the sun.

058. What is your middle name?
Ng? but i want to be a tan.

059. What are you doing tomorrow?
going to crystal's church than grandma's house.

060. What do you think you are like?
a stupid bloody retard who doesn't know how to communicate =x

061. Who will you choose to die with?
Crystal. im dying at 21. i say.

062. Where have you been today?
United square + ave2 + school + home + toilet + ...

063. What game do you play often?
maplestory. i love maple.

064. Who are you missing right now?
___, ____, crystal.

065. If you’ve to choose between friends & love, who will you choose?
im lucky. i will have both.

066. What are you doing right now?
this + talking to weien. i just started talking so one of the questions which said who im talking to right now is wrong alr =x

067. What primary school are you from?
st nicks.

068. Name 3 colours you like.
Red. Blue. Green.

069. What emotions do you like to show?
happy. sad.

070. What is life to you?
loving unconditionally. except that no one would do that. i don't bitch i don't do anything evil i only make our society fun except people think that we must have etiquette and ._.

071. If you have something troubling you, what will you do?
i cry easily.

072. Who did you last chat on msn today?
weien. she just told me about the jaywalking thing.

073. Who do you admire the most?
_____________________....

074. Which month are you born in?
November.

075. How are you feeling now?
i said neutral ._.

076. What is the time now?
8.30pm but my comp says 9.30 cause its one hour fast.

077. Where are you now?
living room.

078. What colour did you use to dye your hair?
i don't dye. there's this natural colour of golden due to overflow of chlorine.

079. Why are you doing this test?
waiting for dinner. lazy to continue doing video/start on maths portfolio.

080. What do you do when you are moody?
cry. emo. shut up.

081. At which age to you wish to get married?
im not gonna get married. and im dying at 21.

082. Who is most important to you?
friends.

083. Do you have enough confidence?
no.

084. Who is the person you trust the most?
pearlyn, wenting.

085. When you want to die?
21 I SAID MANY TIMES. AFTER I TRAVELLED THE WORLD WITH CRYSTAL AND FOUND MY SENSE OF TALK BACK. THAT WILL BE 21.

086. If you can have a dream come true, what would it be?
____________________________... im sorry its really private.

087. What is your goal for this year?
go to triple science with a fun class. and find my sense of talk back.

088. Do you believe in eternity love?
yes. but it won't happen to me.

089. What feeling do you love the most?
when everyone's there for you.

090. Do you really think its Global Warming now?
Yes. but i will invent something that on the surface seems to be saving the whole situtation but actually its releasing more harmful chemicals. buahaha.

091. What feeling do you hate the most?
no one there.

092. Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?
yes. i try. but i can't communicate. i think.

093. Do you believe in God?
Yes.

094. Who cares for you the most?
everyone actually. im just too picky. and sensitive.

095. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
... i said jesus. and my friends and family.

096. What’ll you bring when you fight?
jesus. i'll change people's minds.

097.What have you regretted doing in your whole life?
not taking care of my hair.

098. What would you do when you feel that no one longer cares for you?
cry. until someone cares. lol.

099. What if your stead two-timed you?
er i'll break up.

100. How old are you?
this year 14.

okay that kept me busy till dinner ._.
im sleeping early today.

Snips & Scissors.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ._. dkfo;sdklfvslfse[dfao[ao[dao[d.cccccccccccccccccccccccccpsfldpflep
garghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
anyway i learnt two words ._.

hyperventilate

and

err.

procrastinate i think

wait let me go check again ._.

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seeems like imposting more and more often huh =x im quite free. but was just reminded that i havent done my portfolio maths =x it sucks. anyway i went to novena today and apparently it was rather fun. :D

Thursday, August 7, 2008


okay anyway i just saw something funny. lols.
okay haha im happy. its not that i got my fighting fish anyway -.- i haven't gotten it yet but im gonna get it soon! and im kinda excited about it cause i'll have something to(hehehe). anyway my class is 100% gonna win =x okay im a bit ego but cause the fortune cookie belows says so so probably it is. phew i thought that cookiemonsteridiot's link navigated me away. heng got the tab thing. and im doing 4 things at one time -.-

im watching the video, talking to her, blogging this thing and doing my video. -.- wow im great. wait im also transfering people. haha. okay weehaa i just finished my transferring. haha. its for special people so yeah. bye icecream! no more melting in the fridge for ya :D

and i just realised that i used to post really long and i also realised that after i read all my retarded posts i feel kind of acomplished but now im not so zi you di blog leh. okay maybe the spirit of blogging is coming back to me. okay its back i can blog fast again!

and my class is gonna make a class forum. ._. i still like this face heh. and if anyone saw my phone its like S-P-O-I-L-E-D. -.- the screen has this crack which i don't know how it came about and the typing part is like whole thing get cracked and i dropped it at spotlight so the whole keypad part came out but it was still usable until i don't know when suddenly the screen got cracked. I SWEAR I DID NOT DROP IT AGAIN SINCE THE SPOTLIGHT DAY D:< then not fair then now its blocking my camera :( don't know if the stuff will come out the same or with that blackblack thing. so actually i was wanting to go nokia shop and change the casing tomorrow. its free is it? if i have the waranty? cause ahem says it is. except that she's probably gonna be a mean ass and pangseh me again and not go with me to fix. she's probably going out with other people and thats sad :( we didn't go do crazy things for quite some time D:

and im supposed to go to sembawang park with class deco people but apparently i seriously want to fix my phone so if no one's going with me then im gonna go alone D: then after that i go to sembawang park. nevermind being alone is actually damn fun cause you can choose where to go and all and like that time ahem pangseh me at dohby(how to spell?) ghaut. -.- cause it was christmas then christmas has 4holiday days i think so my whole family went out on one of the days cause we didn't have party on one of the days so i asked ahem to go out and she say okay and then she say she got party. see she's always like that. and it sucks. so in the end i went to raffles city bymyself and ate outofthepan by myself and bought this pair of earrings bymyself. but it was quite cool cause i bought everyone's christmas presents :D lols =x ._.

and anyway i seriously need to continue with my video and im not in love with suju yet my friend :D and i realised i only took 5+ mins to type from the end of pearlyn send me the video to now. cool right cause somehow my sense of talk is okay in typing but i can't pronounce them out =x and i got a new email. but its secret. and you'll never guess it. buahaha. and i just talked to auble. OMG AUBLE IS SO CUTE LA :D she's lameassss lameasss. she's my ex - ex - ex - ex - ex - ex maple friend and she inspired me according to my first post she inspired me to start this blog. cause her blog was really cool also and she also likes photography and image editing! :DDD and she's really funny and haha. so aubly. lols.

and i just realised i came home at 4 but i've been wasting time watching those suju videos from ahem until 6.12. -.- but it seems like 7 already cause its raining and the sky is dark. normally at 7 its this colour. but if you noticed, last time 7oclock the sky all dark already but now only 7.30+ then dark. NICE OBSERVATION RIGHT! maybe i'll earn 1000bucks from it if i really go and tell the world science organisation and get it (whats that word.) OH patented. haha. and don't worry go on kill the earth. i don't want to grow old and get saggy skin! and wrinkly poopie long hair droopy, busy tirieyy borieee shortiee. -.- i still want to stay young =x gah. studying is fun. TREASURE SCHOOL YO. its more fun then going out to work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep, work,
sleep, work, sleep, work, sleep



haha. that was a slide for the upcoming video. its really cool i tell you. and its specially made for someone! hehe. okay i go continue making it. and from tomorrow onwards, i will start studying for EOYS. and happy national day again. that reminds me, i like the rap, S,-I-N,G-A-P-O-R-E, S,-I-N,G-A-P-O-R-E, S,-I-N,G-A-P-O-R-E,S,-I-N,G-A-P-O-R-E,S,-I-N,G-A-P-O-R-E,S,-I-N,G-A-P-O-R-E, wait there's not so many singapores -.- its actually
S,-I-N,G-A-P-O-R-E,
S,-I-N,G-A-P-O-R-E,
One people One nation ONE SINGAPORE!

its damn cool. its the one with the olympic people and the cheerleader and the makeup getai person. and godbless you in this month :D

oh ya yesterday decorating class was fun. cause the uncle locked it then being the coolest classroom in that level we BROKE IN. haha. and its looking cool. i'll post pictures.(soon)

GODBLESSYOU :D

Snips & Scissors <3

Sunday, August 3, 2008

weee im gonna get a fighting fish! so im going to have a dog and fighting fish and amazingly my mum allows me to have one. yay fishy. i used to not really like fishes but maybe they're really quite cool. anyway im off to do someone's present so yeah byebye. happy weekendings.

snips & scissors <3