thats the upside down face if you didn't know.
anyway this is a social spark post.
ON READER'S DIGEST.
and its going to be all over the world.
everyone's going to read this.
im feeling quite scared.
SO. reader's digest. i am basically a subscriber of reader's digest i guess. my sister always takes the magazine first and somehow misplaces it therefore i only do read some episodes.
but i really like the jokes. they're funny. they're those kind of must think a while before you can laugh jokes. and they're really hilarious, some of them, but if you do not get them that either means that you don't get the joke, or that means that the joke is not funny enough, OR that means that the joke is not a joke and many other meanings that could possibly mean when you do not laugh at a joke.
and HELLO YOU. IM TALKING ABOUT JOKES.
my site is all about jokes.
im a joke and you're a joke.
we're all JOKES :D
weeeee.
yaddayadda.
so today, the ultimate best thing that could possibly happen to me is this mega cool widget that i am facing right now in another tab of my internet explorer, that provides me with daily jokes EVERYDAY.
i mean like EVERYDAY.
that means they update it all the time isn't it?
and that means that even if you do not find something funny a day, you can still find something funny the next day.
and the best thing is that they're reader's digest jokes.
and the ultimate best thing is its FREE :D
and the super ultimate best thing is that ME, the green boss is recommending it.
you know not everyone gets to read reader's digest jokes.
so if you really do get this, its kinda beneficial.
so, you can get it here at RD Laughs Main
and this is how it looks like!
thats it.
i just inserted one of the world's best thing that you could find without needing to hack into the website or use torrent or anything else.
even though it does not contain my colour green, or anywhere that you could possibly find my colour green, OR any part where the colour green could satisfy you, its really funny too so i think its not that bad and i do indeed recommend it.
it may even contain apples, bananas, cows, pears, grass, trees, pig, box, woman, men, story, paper, and everything you can even want to read about and even pokemon.
do you know what pokemon is?
pokemon is this really game and show where people send out their pets called pokemon to battle. hahaa
OKAY. you know why there are all kinds of things that can be found in this little widget that could benefit YOU and EVERYONE ELSE for a lifetime?
well there are like aging jokes which means geog, animal jokes which means you the monkey, bar jokes which i don't know means what. maybe a hard metal bar and someone banged into it. i mean thats funny too :D
and then there's birthday jokes, computer jokes, customer service jokes, daily life jokes, doctor jokes, dumb jokes, family jokes BLAHBLAH. yakyak yadda yadda jokes.
your jokes, my jokes i said you're a joke too. there's even a silly joke. that probably means a joke that is already a joke and is sillier than a joke so its a silly multiplied with a joke which becomes a silly joke.
HAHA.
YOU CAN EVEN SUBSCIRBE TO THEM AND GET THEM THROUGH EMAIL.
WOW. this is technology yo.
and this is reader's digest. COOLIOSS.
okay so im posting the link again in case you haven't clicked on it.
wait there' more. do remember to RIGHT CLICK AND OPEN IN A NEW WINDOW SO YOU CAN READ MORE FIRST ON READERRRRS DIGEST.
here it goes! Its at RD Laughs Main
and reader's digest probably means that the reader digests whatever thats inside the magazine. so if the jokes are from reader's digest, that means that the jokes are digested inside the reader when they read the reader's digest magazine!
that also means that the jokes are funny!
if you digest something it means it remains there and it'll go into your cells and into your bloodstream and become the nutrients etcetc [BIOLOGY]
so the jokes must really be really cool and really be really funny in order for you to use it and not just let it remain as a joke that is temporary.
i mean my sister does still remember this joke from reader's digest about the america elections.
haha.
AND THERE'S ALSO THIS DAILY COMEDY VIDEO.
AND PEOPLE THERE say/do/act/ funny stuff.
hahahaha. im watching one now.
its hilarious.
HAHAHAHAHA.
hyukhyuk hahaha.
AHHHH THATS ALL I CAN SAY.
IF YOU'RE NOT A JOKE PERSON I GUESS YOU STILL SHOULD CLICK ON IT.
I MEAN ITS THAT FUNNY. even my dog is laughing. .-.
okay i'll give you an example of one joke.
hahaha.
Back at my high school for the tenth reunion, I met my old coach. Walking through the gym, we came upon a plaque on which I was still listed as the record holder for the longest softball throw.
Noticing my surprise, the coach said, "That record will stand forever."
I was about to make some modest disclaimer that records exist to be broken, when he added, "We stopped holding that event years ago."
OKAY even if you didn't find that one funny, i did.
and there's like more.
hahaha.
that was just one.
the one that i happened to click.
I've been hauling trash for years, so when the sign "Garbage" appeared on a trash can, I replaced it with my own note: "After 20 years On the Job, I know garbage when I see it!" I emptied the can and left. The next week, a new note appeared on the same can: "Dear Professor Trash, the garbage can is the garbage!"
HAHAHA. oh man.
okay so you really have to get it.
the page to all the widgets are just simply one click away at
ReadersDigest.com Widgets
and then you see there are other stuff like the WORD POWER.
HAHAA that means how powerful your words are.
seriously i have a limited vocabulary.
but i would recommend it.
after all after you play it everyday you could use the dictionary or go to
dictionary.com and then check out those advanced words.
seriously your vocabulary would improve.
the words are like those really cool and impressive ones and you could gain 10marks more if you used it in your compo. thats 99% true.
i know exams are over. but you could still use it.
and the word game is fun. hahaha.
and there's so many words and you can even play with your friends then you can actually go and get the meanings to all the words first and then you play it with your friend or girlfriend or boyfriend and then you can impress him/her
see such a good way of chasing a girl and such a great technique.
and its invented by reader's digest.
click on that link.
OPEN THEM ALL UP IN DIFFERENT WINDOWS.
there's more too.
hahahaha.
reader's digest is so cool right.
they tell jokes and teach you words.
go and at least try them okay? :D
there's also this prop my photo thing.
i don't have facebook, or at least i have it but i don't use it.
but i guess you could try it.
after all it may be better than bananas.
and you'll get addicted to it.
im sure :D
i mean you see the screenshot they show in the link down there at
ReadersDigest.com Widgets
(scroll down)
its something about warping your image and inserting backgrounds.
hahahaha. and then you could make the mouth bigger and the nose bigger and the head bigger.
and LASTLY, sadly,
the toolbar.
download the reader's digest toolbar!
news online.
articles online
fun stuff online.
wheee no more newspapers and magazines.
then when your mom asks why you're using the comp claim that you're reading and improving your english.
and then when she comes over you show her too and then she would use it and then she shows more people so it all starts with you.
so you gotta use all these super cool and super ultra and super lucky cause it'll give you lots of fun and lots of madness without having to read my blog and blah blah.
you can use them anywhere and anytime and when you're wiaitng for your friend or you just come online just click and read a bit for only like 1minute even though i bet you'll read more.
maybe its better than my blog.
but you still have to come back here.
once again,
go to ReadersDigest.com Widgets
and your daily neccesities are there.
miss me? you could use them, they replace me :D
other fun stuff are also includeFunny Cartoons and Stand-up Videos
YOU'RE FREE I KNOW. so go and see, AT LEAST ONE SECOND. TRUST ME ITS WORTH IT :D
<3 thanks for reading! IM SURE YOU'RE ALREADY EXPLORING THE WEBSITE AND NOT READING THIS PART. hahaha.
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