hello :D lols. lols. lols. ._. today i ended up playing pokemon at the P's house. cause she went to sleep and i was using her comp. and its pretty fun hahaha. and i like squirttle is super cute and is that how you spell it? ._.

and then today we also played cheat in class during an absent teachers period then it was super fun and we couldn't end the game cause we kept accusing each other of cheating. something like that. it was really lame then i kept accusing hm =x and then that ostrich friend came and started talking about us and us wasting our time and that we should stop playing and start studying and then we were like, later you fail, not we fail :D then she said her tsk tsk thingy and then she still managed to make us stop cause we went "last game already!" and then she says it'll never end and then we just had to stop so in the end I still did manage to do some maths. lols.

and my new name is chilli padi. apparently someone named me that. cause they did not know what to name me. there's already a pork chop, mutton something and something and something.

my brain is blocked ._. i really don't know what to write D: maybe im going mad again. i don't know if i mentioned, but i realised that after i clunk in one whole chunk of studying then when i reach home i practically feel like vomitting D: is it the excess waste from studying or what D:

and there's nothing much for me to write here today and no crap is coming except for the dog bitten comb thats on my desk, this tissue paper on the floor that no one wants to throw, my dog sleeping like a dead dog, the fan blowing at full speed into thin air, my dishwasher churning the dishes. thats about it.

i think dishwasher's are cool. if you ever saw one, they would wash the plates with hot water, and there's this sprinkler thing and then at the end of the whole process when you open it up, there will be steam and the cups and plates will be super warm and they feel very nice to hold. :D

and pokemon is quite fun. i used to like the theme song and then they'll say "team rocket blasts off again!". but when they came up with so many kinds of this and that and this and that and pokemon + pokemon + pokemon then it became kind of mad and got pretty boring cause we could not absorb all the pokemon into our brain.

and since the S blogged about me i'll have to blog about her.
to S:
i give changmin to you.

and one to P also:
P you ARE FAT. i don't know why but everyone just associates you with fat. actually those that do are fatter than you. ._.

and to W:
stop stop stop time out.

and to B:
hello maths pro kia.

and to YOU:
hello. support me! click on the advertisement. and if you want me to blog about you i can :D

i have a friend, whose name is johnnyyy :D hello johnny! how are you today.
johnny: not bad ehhh!

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ohnny sounds like oh-nnn-yi! so its oh, nyi! and nyi is probably a new name. okay so johnny's girlfriend is nyi. i'll make a story for them.


One day, Johnny was walking down the road when he saw nyi, the pretty korean girl.
J:yo sexies whats up.
nyi:errr. ._.
J:sorry i lost my number, can i have yours?

and then nyi's boyfriend, the F came along.
F:HEY YOU. BUG OFF MY GIRL D:
nyi: (blush)
J: ... wangadium laveosa (or whatever. the harry potter spell)

F starts floating.
F:woahwoahwoah?!
nyi: oooohhhhhhhhhheeee :D hot.
J: heheheh.


thats how they new each other.
so they talked and chatted and they fell in loveee :D

J: for you honey :D
nyi: thank you!
F: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. im definitely going to use my auntie's frying pan to konk his head!

(midnight)
*knock knock*
J: who's there?
F: frying pan!
J: frying pan who?
F: frying pan is coming to konk you!
._. [thats lame]

bankwhamspam.
F: (jaws drop) sees J's **** and nyi's **** and they're hugging. nyi apparently seems to be fainting.
J: see! what is your problem? ._.
F: nothing. im just green with envy :D

ehhhhhhhhhhhh this story is crap. there is no johnny. but i can make a story about you if you want. okay wait let me try a better story.

characters: cinderella, sleeping beauty, snow white, prince charming.

cinderella: one daaaaay, my prince will come... one day, my prince will come! (sings out of tune)

sleeping beauty: shut up im trying to get some sleep to look beautiful!

snow white: i would love some snow for my birthday. snow is so green, like me! green is the most beautiful colour that exists.

[meanwhile...]
princecharming: humpty dumpty sat on the wall, humpty dumpty had a GREAT BIG FALL! all the king's horses and all the king's men, couldn't put humpty dumpty together again! BUT I CAN :D

sleeping beauty: someone!
cinderella : somewhere!
snowwhite : out there!
sleeping beauty: i dream of him!
cinderella : i think of him!
snowwhite : i'll do anything for him!

[gasps :O, dashes to window]
sleeping beauty: he's there, he's there! i'm really not dreaming!
cinderella : wow, he's hot, like that, korean actor changmin!
snowwhite : he is really real, as snow as green!

[I'M GONNA GET HIM! (3 of them say at the same time)
sleeping beauty: oh wall, oh wall, please let down your hair!
cinderella : oh wall, oh wall, i really must get there!
snowwhite : oh wall, oh wall, please show your care!

[IM COMING!]
cinderella : ah! my shoe! it disappeared out of nowhere!
snowwhite : ah! my green! its simply everywhere!
sleeping beauty: (hahahaha) idiots! i'll be the first to get there!

[cinderella and snowwhite are looking for their shoes and for their green's]
sleeping beauty: yawn, im sure he'll come by this path, my as well take a short nap!

[sleeping]
[finding shoe]
[snowing]

[MEANWHILE]
prince charming: oh mr sun, sun, mr golden sun, don't you say i'm hot too. ah! what is this. a shiny crystally object! it must be a rare object! lets see what i can do with it. (smells it) it smells like something you wear! (licks it) it tastes like something made of glass! (observes it) it looks like just the right thing for me!
(puts in on)

shiny, bright! crystal, light!
i look so pretty,
i look so hot,
im the best,
of all this lot!
buahahahha.

HOLD IT. i smell, the smell of another shiny object. i must get my hands on it!
(sniffs like a dog, in fact, my dog)








I DON'T KNOW. IM STUCK. would you like to continue it? if you want to, you could email the second half of the story to me! hahahaha. and why does blogger now underline all your wrong words. it looks kind of horrible. anyway this story is mine. but im stuck, and i can't continue.

it could be half yours and half mine if you could end it. :D
and i hate mosquitoes. im getting a lot of mosquito bites recently. they really BUG me. like i mean BUG BUG BUG.

bugging bugs really bug the bugging.

if bugging = irritating, bugs = irritants, bug = irritate,
"bugging bugs really bug the bugging"
means:
irritating bugs really irritate the irritating!
hahaha.

and if bugging = 2, bugs = 3, really = 10, bug = -2, the = 1,
"bugging bugs really bug the bugging"
=
(2)(3)(10)(-2)(1)(2)
= -240.

and if bugging = snips, bugs = and, really = scissors, bug = is, the = cool,
"bugging bugs really bug the bugging"
means:
snips and scissors is cool snips!
hahahaha.
it means that I AM cool snips of stuff.
okay that doesn't make ANY SENSE. no sense no sense no sense.

i can't stop staring at that pink pig on my table. its my pen holder but actually its something else but i don't know what it should be used for. to hold pens its probably a bit unstable, but there's a hole inside? ._. and then its really cute. maybe i could use it to make my new pencil box eh. in case you didn't know, my current pencil box is a sock! its a green green sock which is written with green green words over it. so it makes it a (green)4 sock.
(green)(green)(green)(green)= 0
if r = 2, e = 3, n = 4, find g.

okay happy solving that. i'll release the answers some other day in some other world in some other month and in some other year so do keep checking in case the some other day happens to be the next day, or your birthday, or christmas, or a green day, or a another colour day, or a dog day, or a monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, or maybe even a jolene day!

there's so MANY days. so do keep checking in case it becomes THE DAY. D:
lovelovelove.