hahaa i got these from http://laughatonce.com/

boy: Dad, would you like to save some money?

dad: I certainly would, son.

dad: Any suggestions?

boy: Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I won’t wear my shoes out so fast.

wait there's more that i laughed at.

“I’ll have to report you, sir,” said the traffic cop to the speeding driver.

“You were doing 85 miles an hour.”

“Nonsense, officer,” declared the driver.

“I’ve only been in the car for ten minutes.”

another one

“It’s clear” said the teacher, “That you haven’t studied your geography. What’s your excuse?”

“Well, my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!”

okay i got to go. im going to the beach for don't know what again. my parents say they want to go there.