my old email was icecreammeltedinthefridge@hotmail.com. its still the email used for logging in here so thats a bug. but nevermind. and it has been around since i was p2. i created it then when my sister told me to create an email. my very very very first email. everyone keeps changing theirs only mine never change one. and everyone could remember it. ice-cream-melted-in-the-fridge. hahahaah. it was supposed to be ice cream only. then there was already a icecream@hotmail.com then there was also already a icecreammelted@hotmail.com. and i don't know why i liked the word icecream so much so in the end i came up with the word icecreammeltedinhefridge.
and everyone asks how can ice cream melt in the fridge. ._. it is possible cause
no1, most fridges are set to 5degrees celcius, melting point of ice is 0degrees celcius.
no2, fridge not freezer yo.
no3, use your brain for nuts.
no4, the ice cream does not have to melt in the fridge. gramatically, you can say that the ice cream was already melted then you put it in the fridge.
no5, the fridge wasn't stated if it was on or off. it could be ice cream melted in the (powerless) fridge. i just like the number five so i came up with this reason even though its not true.
and so now my new email is...... [SECRET :D]
i think i have already added all the special people out there. and so no more despos back in my old email clinging and asking if i have a webcam so we can do it naked.
and you're probably wondering what webcam and what naked but actually its because i think i signed up too much then all those despo people from overseas got my email.
i already had like 2 of such people adding me there.
the first one was tamilia@hotmail.com [or something like that]
so i thought it was my friend who had a similar name to that so i accepted.
then tamilia was like: hey hottie.
[and her display picture was like porn.]
so she was immediately deleted and blocked and -.- i was going mad.
[first time i saw porn.]
next person was called elaine[something]@hotmail.com
i thought it was elaine tan. ._. so accepted it.
then she was like: hi.
[apparently her display pic was not porn but from the way she typed hi i knew it wasn't elaine tan. and apparently at that time i was talking to the W and so called scary person number 1 who is not that scary anymore.]
[and i knew it wasn't elaine tan cause elaine tan wouldn't say hi like that "Hi" and she would say hello and she wouldn't say hi after i accepted her. ._. normally when you accept people requests it takes 1/2days before they will talk to you]
then anyway i knew it was a despo girl but i was like "who are you" in order to make sure.
elaine: age/sex/location
[so i wanted to make her feel embarassed cause she wanted to fuck someone as young as me so i replied]
me: 14,female,singapore.
elaine: finally someone accepted me. i have been feeling horny the whole day. you got a webcam dear? [something like that with a lot of dears, hun, and the word horny and accpted her request. and there was also a webcam inside.]
me: erm. IM ONLY 14 AND I BET IM FAR AWAY FROM YOUR COUNTRY. HELLO?
elaine: hey hun, i know you're getting excited. turn on your webcam lets do some fun stuff and we can do it naked if you want to ;)
[she replied something like that like wtf. so i quickly told the W that i was going back to my special email cause another porn woman was adding me. then i also copied our whole convo to let her see. so she knows the exact words too.]
end of the porn story. so i don't think im going back to icecreammelted. i really like that email but now and then i think people are sending me a lot of virus and my inbox is occasionally filled with spam.
and im pissed cause the P said she was coming to the J's house today to finish the W's present, but the P claims that she is sick and the P's maid does not allow her to go out so the W's present is still left in the storeroom ang the J is bored blogging here. and the W is not supposed to know this ._.
but anyway, the P currently owes the J 1 more treat for doing this and she can't say no. and i also should state why she owes me althogether 3 treats.
no1, she left her books here.one square feet of my house = 1dollar.
no2, she left her ikea [ikeayea] pillow here. and my mum is going crazy why i bought two pillows. [actually she only asked and she's not going crazy.]
no3, she didn't come today.
and i realised i am very exaggerative like this and that and woahwoahwoah. but its pretty true that i did all those woahwoahwoah stuff except for some parts where it really is exaggerated.
and everyone apparently wants to learn from me so im going to give everyone tips on how to be a good disciple.
no1, what i do, you do.
no2, pay me for my time.
do that and i'll teach you. then you're be like me.
now here's a bit of how my teaching will be like. ._. [actually there's no classes yet]
no1, everyone thinks im simple. so be simple too. don't care so much. not like you'll go to jail for being late, for skipping lessons and all. and you know what. i counted. this whole term i was late 16 times[sometimes intentionally sometimes unintentionally. the worst time i was late was when it was friday, then i woke up at 7.35 like that. heng they just started the common test. but sometimes i just felt like not going for assembly so i ended up going late.]anyway i was late 16 times but not only did i have no detention my report book was apparently clean. surely there was a printing error somewhere. but nevermind ._. so thats rule number one. learn not to worry. chuan dao qiao tou zi ran zhi. hahahaa my chinese pro.
no2, don't bitch. -.- bitching gets yourself into trouble. everyone hates bitchy people. seriously you'll get to understand the whole world once you realise that people are all really nice. people smell like chocolates. i love chocolates!
no3, i don't know. try to cooperate.
ends there. i think i'll fail as a teacher but i was wondering next time when waiting for alvl/olvl results if i should go back and teach. hahaha that'll be fun. and i hate this my java doesn't work. nevermind i'll go to sunjava and redownload. ANYWAY , i have a pact but i don't think i can say it out in here in case the authorites come and fire me. but it'll happen after this month. now everyone happy studying.
WAIT. YOU LOVE READING MY BLOG DON'T YOU. GET ALL YOUR FRIENDS TO READ D: do spread the joy.
<3 jolene hazel ng, snips &/- scissors.
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